My Sister and I Screamed like This Once and Forever Traumatized Our Cat the Day She Brought Home a Gift, Threw It in the Air to Impress Us, and It Squeaked

This will delight me forever.


Writing Report:

“Kuznetsov was a tool.”

“Kuznetsov was a what now?”

Whistler pushed himself out from under the bank of computers. “Tool. Word for ‘enormous douchebag,’ yes?”

Coleman glanced briefly around the room with his eyebrows furrowed, like a guilty party would step forward if he looked severe enough. “Who is teaching you these words?”

Tally coughed and buried himself farther into his work.

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5 Responses to My Sister and I Screamed like This Once and Forever Traumatized Our Cat the Day She Brought Home a Gift, Threw It in the Air to Impress Us, and It Squeaked

  1. The Sister says:

    Where do you find these videos? Also, bonus points for longest title ever. Poor Emmy…

    • A.L. Schultz says:

      When I should be writing, naturally! And I still feel bad about poor Emmy. I don’t think she ever moused again.

      • Your Local Friendly IT Guy says:

        No, I don’t think she ever did. I’m not sure you guys ever really understood how upset I was with you over that one. 😉
        A cool cat. Who was always a little bit lazy. Even before that incident. 😛

        • A.L. Schultz says:

          I felt so guilty (and really bad about it) afterwards–I think The Sister did too. But there wasn’t any way to explain to Emmy that we’d just been surprised and panicked.

          • Your Local Friendly IT Guy says:

            Haha, I know. That’s why in the end it didn’t really matter that much. It was all very normal.

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