Magnificently low trailer voice:
IN A REMOTE AFRICAN JUNGLE.
A SMALL MONKEY.
THE GREATEST MEDICAL CRISIS OF ALL TIME.
(We can’t stop it!)
Hahahaha, I miss the dramatic narration so ubiquitous in 90’s movie trailers. I need this guy to follow me around in real life.
IN A LARGE TOWN IN INDIANA.
A GIRL SITS OUT QUARANTINE.
IN HER APARTMENT.
WONDERING IF SHE SHOULD GET LUNCH NOW OR WAIT ANOTHER 10 OR 15 MINUTES.
Ah, movie narration guy. When did we stop using them? I think there’s a reason people like things like Honest Trailers more than just the funnies in the videos themselves. It’s the narration guy!
There ain’t nothing like being carefully guided along the path of the narrative with a firm, commanding voice, who also clues me in to how I should feel about a thing.
But seriously, I actually mean that. I love narration and a well-written narrative voice.