OUTBREAK OUTBREAK OUTBREAK

Magnificently low trailer voice:

IN A REMOTE AFRICAN JUNGLE.

A SMALL MONKEY.

IS CAPTURED.

THE GREATEST MEDICAL CRISIS OF ALL TIME.

(We can’t stop it!)

BEGINS.


Hahahaha, I miss the dramatic narration so ubiquitous in 90’s movie trailers. I need this guy to follow me around in real life.

IN A LARGE TOWN IN INDIANA.

A GIRL SITS OUT QUARANTINE.

IN HER APARTMENT.

ALONE.

WONDERING IF SHE SHOULD GET LUNCH NOW OR WAIT ANOTHER 10 OR 15 MINUTES.

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2 Responses to OUTBREAK OUTBREAK OUTBREAK

  1. Your Local Friendly IT Guy says:

    Ah, movie narration guy. When did we stop using them? I think there’s a reason people like things like Honest Trailers more than just the funnies in the videos themselves. It’s the narration guy!

    • A.L. Schultz says:

      There ain’t nothing like being carefully guided along the path of the narrative with a firm, commanding voice, who also clues me in to how I should feel about a thing.
      But seriously, I actually mean that. I love narration and a well-written narrative voice.

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